"Wanted," it said, "Tooth Fairy Trainee. Must be quiet, quick, and strong. This job can be dangerous. The length of employment is uncertain. Apply at midnight at the toadstool ring in the middle of the Valley Woods. Ask for Fiona."
Most of the people on Meddybemps read the Fun Times, but only one was interested in the Tooth Fairy job. It was someone who loved to work at night.
"Leapin' Newts!" she cackled. "I've always wanted to be a Tooth Fairy. This is going to be so much fun!" Frogwart Witchet was about to make some mischief.